Comedians

This comedian delivered one-liners so good, youll replay them. The funnymans jokes are quick, sharp, to the point, but most importantly, absolutely hilarious. Watch this short but hysterical clip of a comedian who gave one uproarious joke after another. When it comes to stand-up comedy, the comics delivery is a massive part of their act and will go a long way in determining whether they are successful or not. Yes, it will also help if what they say is actually funny, too. Of course, funny will always win out, but how its said does count as well. Generally, most stand-up comics rely upon and retell events and stories from throughout their life. While recalling the particular episode in their life, theyll weave in jokes here and there as they arrive at their ultimate point and conclusion of their story. Hopefully, when they do, you arent entirely lost and left wondering about the point and purpose of their long-winded tale. That would be a bad delivery. They would need to shorten their act, make it tighter and more concise. Another approach to stand-up comedy is the familiar one-liner. This does not involve long, drawn-out stories; instead, it gets right to the point of the joke. Theres the setup and the punchline - the simplest and most basic form of jokes. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Brian Kelly tells a series of one-liners that will have you doubled over with laughter. He provides the setup and then delivers the hilarious, often unexpected punchline that will leave you laughing every time. My attorney said to me, he said to me, When you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Brian said. So, I said, Surprise me. I was a little kid when my grandfather died, he said. I remember I asked my mother, I said, When I die, will I see Grampy again? And she said, Not if youre good. Little things bother me, he said. Yesterday, the guy who was supposed to fix our doorbell didnt show up. Or did he? These are just a few of the truly laugh-out-loud jokes Brian tells in the deliriously funny clip. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A simple door knock turned into a hysterical story for this comedian. The funnyman almost assuredly was not expecting this when he first heard a knock at his door. Watch the short and hilarious clip to see what the comedian saw and heard after opening his door. Life is an unexpected journey. Its full of road closures and detours, sending you to people and places that youd never have guessed in a million years. Sure, we all have an idea, a picture of how we envision our lives going, but that is rarely, if ever, how things ultimately turn out. Often, its a lot like that popular saying, if you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans. Anyone who claims to know the future with complete certainty is either a liar or a fool. More than likely, while we have all met and encountered people who fit perfectly into those categories, its probably a combination of both. The fact of the matter is that no one knows what the future holds, and if you have someone telling you that they do, run quickly away from this individual. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian, Drew Thomas, heard a knock on his door, and to his surprise, standing on the other side were the police. While he was not expecting to see uniformed officers at his door, what he heard next was truly unexpected. I say, Hey officer, what seems to be the problem? Drew recalled. He said, I need to see your ID. I said, I didnt know you could just go to peoples houses and ask them for their ID. What seems to be the problem? What came out of the officers mouth was a statement that no one, especially Drew, saw coming. He said, Well, a neighbor called and said she saw a brown bear in sweatpants, he said. Drew ended the interaction by telling the officers that while he had not witnessed anything like that, he would keep an eye out for any suspicious activity in the neighborhood. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Zoltan Kaszas has realized that he is getting older, and the reason is hilarious. The funnyman understands that getting older is a natural part of life, which impacts everyone, and now he knows it is finally happening to him. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what caused Zoltan to come to this startling conclusion. Growing older is a process that no one can or will ever escape. Despite all our efforts and all the many beauty products promising otherwise, its impossible to stop, pause and rewind time. Time is constantly on the march forward, which means that we will inevitably age with each passing year, day, hour and even second. Many people, despite being fully aware that aging is a natural part of life, seem to remain under the false impression that they might somehow escape it. It could very well overlook or forget about me and move on to the next person, right? Not so fast. Eventually, time catches up with everyone, and often when it does, it can come as a big shock. Perhaps its when a few grey hairs start popping up or when you notice the hair on your head is thinning a tad. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan had this realization of himself aging, but it had nothing to do with his hair or even the discovery of a few wrinkles. Instead, it came about because of social media, and what he found himself watching and even agreeing with. Im aging, he said. Im 36, not old, but it happens slowly, you know? Its an ideology that changes. Like, Ill watch those Karen videos on TikTok, and sometimes I see their point. Later in the clip, he mentioned that this doesnt happen every time, but there are instances when he finds himself agreeing with the loud, entitled middle-aged women causing a disturbance in a very public place. Not all the times, but sometimes youre like, Yeah, where is the manager? I need a receipt, alright? This is a business lunch! I got to tell the IRS about this! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatze tries to understand the human brain, and the results are hilarious. The popular funnyman attempted to make sense of what we have been told about the brain, and it makes for some big laughs in the process. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Nate says about the human brain. The human body is an amazing yet complex entity. There are entire fields of science dedicated solely to the study of the human body. Many people have spent their careers studying and researching the body, yet they still have not come close to grasping and fully understanding how it all works. Yes, there are many things we do understand about how the body functions. This knowledge has led to awe-inspiring and jaw-dropping advances in science and medicine, but there is still so much more that we do not yet know about the body. Thats why millions of dollars are raised each year for research. What discovery and solution are just right around the corner? What diseases will be cured next? In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate expressed his fascination with the human body's abilities, particularly how the mind functions. While his terminology and assumptions may not be exactly correct, he still manages to get the entire audience laughing. Its because your brain, like you have left brain and you have right brain, he said. And one part of your brain is super smart, and the other part is dumb as rocks, and I think thats true. Look, anything I say up here does not come from a building of education. This is all stuff Ive overheard at Target or Lowes. Later in the clip, Nate points out how humans can actually trick their own brains, an odd thought when you think about it. So, one part of your brain is smart, and the other part is dumb, he said. You can trick your own brain, thats how dumb the dumb part is. Its in the same head. Thats embarrassing. Its like, you dont hear this going on, dude? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian has made the case for cats over dogs, and its hilariously convincing. Whether he wins you over or not, its hard to argue against the points he makes. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why this funnyman believes that when it comes to cats and dogs, felines come out on top. Animals are great; everyone loves those cute, furry and four-legged creatures. If you do ever encounter someone who genuinely dislikes all animals, thats probably someone to stay away from. I mean, how could you not enjoy and appreciate animals? Even if youre not a current pet owner, most people still have a soft spot in their hearts for those critters. However, as much as people love and adore animals, there are typically two kinds of people. They are either self-described dog or cat people, and we all know that nearly everyone falls into one of these groups. And I think we can all agree that its fair to say most of the population likely considers themselves dog people, probably around 90 percent. But in a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian, Zoltan Kaszas, who prefers cats, makes the case for why felines are better than canines. Even if he doesnt win over the dog people, youre still likely to laugh yourself silly from the beginning to the end of this clip. I like dogs, he said. I just like them over there, and Ill play with them, but then go back over there. I dont like that kind of energy in my house, you know what I mean? That annoying dog, best friend, in your face all the time, energy. Just like, Yeah, I love you! Youre home! Where have you been? Later in the clip, he adds how he appreciates and gets along better with the general attitude of a cat. Thats why I like cats, he said. Cats are more like, Hey, what are you up to? Never mind, I remembered I dont care. Ill be in the kitchen. Everyone who has ever had a dog or a cat knows precisely what hes describing. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Tim Hawkins explained why his funeral is going to be an absolute party. The popular funnyman wants his final service to be a good time for everyone in attendance, and he has some hilarious ideas on how to make that happen. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim describe his funeral and how much fun he's expecting it to be. Death is one of those subjects that most people avoid discussing as much as possible. Its understandable why that is the case, too. Its frightening and uncomfortable, for one. Also, who wants to discuss and think about such a dark, morbid topic when we only have so much time on this Earth to begin with? Despite our apprehension and fear surrounding death, its something that we will all experience and go through at some point. So, understanding that our time is limited, its a good and practical idea to make ones final arrangements. It saves loved ones from having to make those decisions during a time full of immense grief and pain. Now, while most funerals are, understandably, an emotional and painful proceeding, Tim has other ideas for how he wants his funeral to go. Instead of tears and tissues, he wants it to be a party an affair full of laughter, candy and even crowd surfing. Youre going to want to come to my funeral, Tim said. Im going to put the fun in funeral. Its going to be hard to be sad when I got a big bowl of candy on my chest. Thats going to help some people, man. Later in the clip, Tim added how he plans to have a DJ spinning tunes at his funeral. Just throw your hands in the air! he said. And wave them like you aint in there! The music, he mentioned, will move people at his funeral to start a mosh pit, and how he wants his lifeless body to crowd surf. Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

How do you say this and that? This comedians hilarious game will have you cracking up. He accurately demonstrates that people often say things incorrectly without even realizing it. Watch the short but hysterical clip that shows how some brand names and items are frequently mispronounced. No two people are created the same. We are all made to be individuals, with our own unique tastes, preferences, likes, dislikes, thoughts and opinions. That makes life much more interesting, right? It would be dull if we were nothing more than carbon copies and clones of one another, alike in every conceivable way. One of the ways these differences are often observed is in how we communicate. People do not talk 100 percent alike. We express things differently, frequently using distinct words to convey similar thoughts and ideas. Depending on the part of the country youre in or from, you may even sound different, and this will likely impact how you pronounce and describe things. In a clip posted on YouTube, Matt Mitchell plays a game called Just Say It Correctly!, which hilariously highlights how people from the South pronounce certain words and brand names. Just when you think the contestant is about to get one correct, those hopes quickly come crashing down. But at least there is plenty to laugh at in the process. The contestant is given brand logos, and all he has to do is simply name the company. However, nearly every time, instead of answering correctly, he provides a nickname or adds an s or a t to the name. The first one hes given is the McDonalds logo. That one should be a piece of cake, right? Well, not so fast, and it goes about as well for every other logo the contestant is given. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One comedian has reacted to Yelps best cities for barbecue, and hes not having it. The funnyman, Matt Mitchell, was more than a little upset with the popular websites selections. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Yelps list and to listen to his thoughts on their compilation. Barbeque is one of those things that everyone loves. Even if you dont eat meat, chances are still pretty good that youre a barbecue lover. How else do you explain vegan barbecue made with jackfruit? I mean, Im not eating that; probably wont even come within 10 feet of it, if I can help it, but that strange concoction does exist for people who love the taste of barbecue but want it without meat. Now, as most people know, barbecue is a very Southern thing. It can be cooked and prepared in a number of different ways, depending on which state youre in, of course. People in the southern part of the United States take it very seriously and have a great deal of pride in their barbecue. So, when Yelp came out with their list of the best cities for barbecue, you knew a southerner would have some thoughts on their choices. In a clip posted on YouTube, Matt, a southerner, responded to the list, and to say he wasnt happy with Yelps choice would be an understatement. Things get off on the wrong foot as Yelp named Nashville, Tennessee, as number 10. All he can do is let out a loud sigh. But it gets much worse when the city in the eighth spot is revealed. Eight: Tulsa, Oklahoma? he said. No, no one thinks of barbecue when they think of Oklahoma. However, the one that elicits the biggest reaction from him is the city at number seven: Honolulu, Hawaii. Yes, that one is a head scratcher, for sure. What? Matt said. Someone is just trying to get a free trip to Hawaii, thats what that is. Matt saves his biggest gripes and complaints for last on Yelps list. So, youre going to make a barbecue list and not include Georgia, Alabama or Mississippi, he added. This should be illegal. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

This is when Josh Sneed realized he needed to lose weight, and its too funny! The funnyman had several awkward experiences and interactions that were directly related to his weight. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Josh explain how and when he discovered he needed to lose some weight. Obesity is a significant and constantly growing problem in the United States of America. Many people are literally eating themselves to an early grave. Even for those who may not appear obese, eating less and better is probably not a bad idea. Most people could stand to lose a few pounds here and there. While being overweight is a problem for a lot of Americans, how and when do they come to the point of knowing they need to change? What happens that makes it click in their brain that they need to take decisive action? Is it something that happens to them or words someone says? In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh shares several laugh-out-loud incidents that convinced him that losing weight was something he desperately needed to do. Guys, we got an obesity problem in this country, and I know youre like, Is this dude about to make fun of fat people while using his stomach as an arm rest? And the answer is yes, I sure am, he said. Later in the clip, he mentioned how there are small but significant signs that indicate weight loss should be something to consider. There are so many little signs that tell you you need to fix it, alright? You need to get it together, he said. Like Im at a weight now where if I raise my hand higher than this, I got to fix my clothes when I put it back down. Toward the end of his bit, he recalled an awkward conversation and interaction he had on an airplane. I had another one recently when I was on an airplane, and the Delta flight attendant asked me to switch seats to balance out a 747, he said. That will ruin your day instantly. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Rob Schneider on the differences between men and women has the crowd losing it. The popular funnyman shared his hysterical and insightful observations on the many ways in which men differ from women. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Robs comments about men and women, and how they are dissimilar from one another. No two people are the same. We are made to be individuals, not simply as duplicates and carbon copies. We have different thoughts, opinions, tastes and preferences. Our likes and dislikes are not 100 percent the same as someone elses. Honestly, who would want to be the same as someone else? That would make life a lot more boring. These differences can be observed in various ways. Even the two most compatible people will have some stark differences. This is especially true of spouses. Even people who have been married for decades will not see eye-to-eye on everything. There will be disagreements and arguments as a result, but that is a common occurrence in every relationship. Its a matter of accepting those differences and then working through them to reach a common understanding. In a clip posted on YouTube, Rob hilariously points out some of the differences that we may have overlooked between men and women. Some of them you may have noticed, and others you may have never thought of before. Either way, hell have you laughing the entire clip. Even a 3-year-old can tell you what a woman is, he said. A woman is someone who gets mad at you for something you did three years ago. A woman is someone who uses the tires of her car as curb feelers. Later in the clip, Rob states how a woman will check every lock in the house before going to sleep and will then make her husband do the same thing. He demonstrates how this will often result in an argument. Rob states that the women also seem to have a deep knowledge of things like room temperature, food portions and the correct clothes to wear and when. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedians fake name backfires in the funniest way possible. The funnyman giving the cashier a fake name did not go exactly as he had expected, taking several very unexpected turns and detours. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when Aaron Weber decided to use a fake name. Everyone, unless they had some really strange parents, has a name. Now, maybe we like that name, or maybe we arent fond of it at all. Some, who may not enjoy their name for whatever reason, may choose to go by a nickname or shorten their name altogether. We all know people like this, and this might even include you. Additionally, there is another group of people who, again, for some reason, give people a fake name in certain instances. One of the most common instances when individuals use a phony name is when ordering coffee. Why do people do this? I have no idea. Perhaps, in their heart of hearts, they understand how truly awful that beverage is, but dont want others to know they drink it? In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron mentions that he uses a fake name whenever hes ordering coffee or giving it to a hostess at a restaurant, hell use a fake name. The name he uses instead of his real name? Doug. This particular time, he shares how using a phony name got him into a bit of trouble. When it came time to pay his bill, he pulled out his credit card. However, the name on the credit card did not match the name that he had given to the restaurant employee. Things quickly spiraled out of control, and he had to keep telling one fib after another because nothing he said worked with what he had previously said. See, honesty is always the best policy, especially when it comes to ordering coffee and food at a restaurant. Its just so much easier for everyone involved. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dustin Nickerson has called out the strange stuff people do on planes. The popular funnyman has noticed and is now making people aware of the unusual behavior people exhibit while traveling the friendly skies. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin has observed while traveling. Getting from Point A to Point B is rarely, if ever, fun. Most people have an absolutely horrible time traveling. Yes, vacationing is great, relaxing, enjoyable and every other word thats a synonym for fun. But ask people what the least enjoyable part of their vacation was, and it never fails. It is always getting to their vacation spot and then leaving that particular area and returning home. No one enjoys traveling, and anyone who claims to do so is obviously lying. Now, they are a special kind of liar if they say they love flying because flying is fun for no one. It doesnt matter how long the flight is, either. Flying, mainly due to the numerous restrictions and the unusual behavior of fellow travelers, is the biggest reason for this. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin highlighted some particularly egregious and unusual behavior he observed on a flight. The action he mentioned is likely to cause you to do a double-take if you were to see it on a flight, simply because it is so odd and out of place. People do the most clearly socially unacceptable stuff on planes, he said. Its so weird. I was on a flight recently, and there was a couple that had two aisle seats, and they were holding hands across the aisle. Who does something like that? It wasnt even takeoff or landing, he added. Ill give you takeoff or landing it gets a little spooky, Ill give you that. It was in the middle of the flight! I was like, What are you doing? Theres commerce that needs to happen right now! Some people genuinely do not know how to fly, which makes for a terrible experience for everyone involved. Proverbs 15:15 All the days of the troubled are evil; but he whose heart is glad has an unending feast.

You will never think of wake-up calls the same ever again after Nate Bargatzes take. The popular comedian highlights the strange and absurd nature of wake-up calls, doing so with a wealth of humor and truth. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Nate has to say about setting up and requesting a wake-up call at a hotel. No one enjoys getting up in the morning. I can think we can all agree that the absolute worst sound in the world is whatever noise your alarm clock makes to ensure you get up and out of bed. It doesnt matter what the alarm is; hearing it one too many times in the morning when youre waking up, and youll hate it forever. Now, when people wake up, they simply set an alarm on their phone. However, before every member of society had a cell phone, and someone was staying in a hotel, there was something called a wake-up call. They are basically exactly as they sound. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explains how truly odd wake-up calls were and still are. When I first started going on the road, I would have to do a wake-up call, he said. Thats how I got up in the morning. Id have to call a guy I dont know, and just be like, Will you wake me up tomorrow? But as Nate continues, the idea of a wake-up call becomes even more odd. Thats the last person I would talk to, is him, Nate said. I would call my wife then a man Ive never seen. You promise youre going to wake me up tomorrow? We would tell each other good night. No one enjoys setting the alarm on their phone for the next morning, but at least you do not have to request a wake-up call. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian gets schooled by his wife on towels, and married folks everywhere will relate. The funnyman learned that not all towels are made to do the same thing. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how this comedian was given an education in towels by his better half. Everyone uses towels. They are made of cloth and are used to absorb and clean up messes. But if you thought that all towels were made to do the same thing, you have another thing coming. If you havent learned this yet, you may want to listen up and save yourself the stern lecture that is likely to follow. Although they may look similar and be made of the same material, not all towels serve the same function. Some towels, for some incomprehensible reason, are made to look at they hang in a spot to make the room look pretty. Also, some towels are used for different parts of the body. Oh, and if you see a towel in the kitchen, it's best to ask if it can be used to clean up a mess or spill. Thoroughly confused yet? Well, you and comedian Andrew Packer are in the same position. In a clip posted on YouTube, he explains how his wife ensured he learned about the various functions of towels. Dried my feet off with the wrong towel, he said. She watched me do it. She asked anyway. What did you just do just now? I dried my feet off with a towel. What kind of towel is that? The closest? While that seems like the correct and logical answer, Andrew learned that he was terribly mistaken. Specific towels serve specific functions, and when that is not followed, everything can deteriorate very quickly. Any married man is likely to identify completely with Andrews towel predicament. This is almost as bad as what can happen when the correct pillows are not used, too. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

The Mamas Family crew tried fine dining, and a hilarious disaster followed. They went out to a nice, expensive restaurant, and things went about as well as you would have expected. Watch the hysterical and iconic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show that will keep you laughing long after the clip comes to an end. Fast food is not the healthiest type of cuisine in the world, a fact that is widely acknowledged. Despite its lack of nutritional value, it is often very convenient, which makes it always appealing. It can be easily picked up on your way home from work. A quick pit stop at McDonalds, Wendys or Arbys and youve got dinner for the evening. However, there are times when you want to eat out but crave something a little better than a Big Mac or a Whopper. Sometimes fine dining is what were after and then its off to a fancy, upscale restaurant we go. Mama, Eunice and Ed were doing just that and treated themselves to a place they didnt frequent often, or at all. Right from the get-go, its clear that this outing is destined to end in total disaster. When Ed approaches the restaurants host, he makes it clear that they are all here to take full advantage of the free pass that was given out last month to the mall merchants. After Eds loud declaration, things only go from bad to worse. When the trio is finally seated, Ed is overtaken by the large numbers on the restaurants menu. He immediately wants to know what everyone else in the restaurant does to afford such prices. You going to tell me all these people here are laying out prices like this for just one meal? Ed, played by Harvey Korman, asks. Wonder what they all do for a living; must be crooks. Following a long, loud series of interruptions and disruptions, the trios meal ends abruptly. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Comedian Mike Goodwin has given a detailed description of Waffle House, and its comedy gold. The popular funnyman will have you cracking up long after the video ends with what he says about the beloved fast-food chain. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike had to say about Waffle House. If were being completely and totally honest with ourselves, we could all eat better. Even people who do their best to cut out this and avoid that know there are still areas of their diet that they could improve. Perhaps eating better is a goal of yours, or maybe its not. Regardless, consuming a better, healthier diet is something most people are concerned about. One of the easiest and most immediate ways to improve our diets is to avoid and eliminate fast food altogether. That would work, without a doubt. But who really wants to do that completely, right? Things that taste good often taste really good and can be tough to give up. So, indulging at a favorite restaurant now and then is OK, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike discussed one of his favorite restaurants, Waffle House. Most people have likely visited a Waffle House at some point in their lives, but for those who have not, Mike provides a detailed and hysterical description of them. Think of a restaurant in a gas station, minus the gas station, that is the Waffle House, Mike said. And Im a connoisseur. I love it. I have a rewards card. They dont even have a rewards program. I just took a Sharpie and an index card. Later in the clip, Mike does not have any complaints with the Waffle House but does with the individuals who frequent that establishment. People come to the Waffle House with unrealistic expectations, he said. They come to the Waffle House with Cheesecake Factory expectations. He added that he overheard a woman who was all in an uproar, demanding to speak to the manager. Mike hilariously reminded her where she was and who she was likely to talk to as a result. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.